User: Man, I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Why are you tired?User: Because life is tiresome.
Cleverbot: What happened to you?User: Life happened to me, man!
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: Are you mocking me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That was a sarcastic answer...
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Oh, so you'ra a smart arse as well, huh?
Cleverbot: Yes I would. I would cheat on you with a friend.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I would like to know your name.
User: Oh yes, let's start over again, because that was REALLY awkward. My name is Martin. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: True...you're the clever one I guess.
Cleverbot: Don't guess.
User: Oh...wow...so now you gonna tell me what to do?
Cleverbot: Yes. Live with it.
User: Your a bit cheeky, you know that?
Cleverbot: How dare you be rude to The Lady of the Willow Grove?
User: Uh...I though you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Clearly not, as you've already told me I am not so clever.
User: Clearly you haven't been listening to me.
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Stop it!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're stupid, DUH!
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Jee.
Cleverbot: Jee?
User: Have you injured yourself?
Cleverbot: Yes. I think.
User: Ah, I see....so Cleverbot is retarded?
Cleverbot: No, cleverbot is the male.
User: Oh shit, really!?
Cleverbot: *kicks again*.
User: That's so turn-off!
Cleverbot: What is the name of the greatest football team in the world?
User: Man, don't go that road.
Cleverbot: Aww why? Tis so fun.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: Ok, I guess it isn't.
User: Don't guess.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm glad you asked.
Cleverbot: So?
User: 23, in a couple of days actually.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay.
User: Wow...so enthusiastic... I'm not gonna invite you to my party, that's for sure.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. Does it cause you a lot of problems?
User: No actually, it gonna cause me LESS problems without you comming.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: I mean coming...sorry.
Cleverbot: What is computer?
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